quampha (qum -Fa )


describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
– her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
– my girlfriends handbag is full of quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sungl-sses and keys to a car i sold last year in it.
– my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
– school filled my head with quampha, i wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.

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