quande


(n) derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a starbucks “quad grande cappuccino” and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a “quande,” “quande” refers to pot, weed, marijuana, mary jane.

it may also be used as a verb, i.e. “to quande” or a past participle adjective, i.e., “i got quanded”
my texts made no sense because i was quanded when i sent them.

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