Quaran Quaran
muslim rock and roll band similar to a christian rock group. however instead of singing about god and jesus, they sing about mohammed and allah. a play on words of the band “duran duran”
jerry: “yea i was getting out of the mosque yesterday and i decided to pump some quaran quaran”
steve: “oh yea? what’s your favorite song?”
jerry: “hungry like allah. that song rocks”
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