Quarf
a very rancid queef. usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.
yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. i can’t feel the left side of my body. call a f-cking ambulance.
a combination between a queef and a fart. you will most likely have your period when you quarf.
“ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out.”
when air comes out of your p-n-s and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her v-g-n-
a ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package
(n) a very loud and deep sounding queef.
originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her v-g-n- hole and push it out in a roaring manor.
after she let out a pet-te queef and i bursted into laughter; she showed me how loud she could quarf.
a male version of a queef. the sound mostly happens during masturbation.
boy: f-ck, i just quarfed.
when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
this girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
when a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.
sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. easier to achieve on a solid surface.
i totally just quarfed. it’s came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.
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