quarter-assed
half of half–ssed; a very, very poor attempt. first coined by gc of fafarazzi.
those new kids can’t even make a quarter–ssed attempt at sounding intelligent.
when you can’t even muster half of an -ss to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
my boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. it was friday afternoon, so i put together a quarter -ssed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
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