Quarter Hoarder Disorder
an obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. they must save every state quarter they come into contact with. also known as qhd.
i just picked up 3 mn quarters at subways, maybe they will sell me some more. “boy i could use a soda, but all i have is state quarters, water it is, d-mn that quarter h–rder disorder.”
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