Quarterback Keeper


when a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. a common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.
man, i was going to dump her but then she pulled a quarterback keeper! guess i’ll have to stick around now.
a t-rd that comes out of a quarterback’s -n-s that is so big, it will not flush!
jerry: hey moe! come here!

moe: what?

jerry: look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

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