Quartermaine


also known as a quaterbrain and a bff = (big fat f-ck) someone who is a nerd that sits at a computer all day listning to podcasts, playing second life (because he doesn’t have a real one), watch bug p-rn just for the heck of it! and w-nking off to 2gb ram on his super computer….
omg!!!! that guy is a quartermaine. run away!!

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