noun or verb: inspired by quasimodo. an obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. quasimodo had to get over looking like streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. if no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have at least been an option on “which disney prince would you marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the beast. aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.
1. i was killing it on the dance floor until the dj quasi-humped my night by turning on nickelback.
2. took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. oatmeal raisin. total quasi-hump.
- red words
words that are spoken — by a woman — during the period of her monthly menses. these could be insults, jibes, jabs, or digs of a personal or spiritual nature. inspired by the “red wedding” which was also chaotic, bl**dy, confusing, nonsensical, and unfair.) “my girlfriend and i got into a big fight and she […]
- riding the rapids
when a woman *j*c*l*t*s while you’re f*ck*ng her in the p*ssy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your c*ck in deeper to make her squirt harder. “i hit it so good that i was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts.”
the biggest bottle of ciroc on the market dyl and celebs split a rockzooka between the two of them
- rusty inner tube
a rusty inner tube is a s*xual act in which you preform a rim job on a persons b*tt hole immediately after they go p**p, before they wipe. i licked sally’s *ssh*l* after she p**ped and it looked like a rusty inner tube.