an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. common tactic of the bullsh-t artist and other intelligent lairs
i forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so i so i made some quasi-intelligent bullsh-t out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge i had.
- alex and charlotte
alex and charlotte would make a good couple, yet someone is missing. alex is incredibly tall whilst the girl is of average height,mother both wear gl-sses. they banter a lot, and share a similar sense of humour relating to incredibly bad puns and illuminati jokes. charlotte likes alex, yet he doesn’t like her back. a […]
- *ss is gr*ss and i'm gonna mow it
simply it means i’m gonna beat the f-ck out you person 1: you dirty bombastic b-tch person 2: ohhhh no tf you didn’t ….. your -ss is gr-ss and i’m gonna mow it
- auto-selective memory
things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them my auto-selective memory just reminded me of something i wasn’t thinking of and i didn’t choose to remember it when it happened..
when you wake up with morning glory and you can’t resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning alena: i know i could here you scream harry: you […]
- ape slap
when engaging in -n-l intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously. “her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her.”