Quasted
a state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. it is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.
history: it is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement “i am wasted!” into “i am qasted9” – the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. as a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. over time, “qasted” was adapted to “quasted” to better conform to standard english rules.
example 1: after chugging a bottle of jose cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend “i am quasted9” before completely blacking out.
example 2:
guy 1: you had s-x with another dude last night? how drunk were you?
guy 2: i was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
guy1: i’d have to be at least quasted9 to f-ck another dude.
synonymous to inebriated. when a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.
f-ck yes! my i.d. worked-t onight we are going to get quasted
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