quatschdeutsch
a fake language used by people who don’t speak german but try to fake it. like many non-languages, there is no exact translation, but uses many of the same words over and over. german for “nonsense german”.
quatschdeutsch speaker: was ich spiele ich wurst schadenfreude nein.
german speaker: what i play i sausage taking pleasure in others pain no? what are you trying to say?
qd speaker: i’m speaking german.
german speaker: that’s a bunch of quatschdeutsch…
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