Queef Burrito
a queef burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.
a tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.
the young womans gas problem caused her to expel a queef burrito half way across the room.
noun: a ripe and aged v-g-n-l fart, wrapped tightly in a la favorita brand tortilla and grilled. usually served with maxi-nachos. often used as an insult when “c-nt” is insificiant.
queef burrito example 1:
me: man, jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
jack: yeah, let’s serve him a queef burrito.
queef burrito example 2:
me: hey yo, do you smell something?
jack: yeah, jimmy just walked into the room.
me: what a f-cking queef burrito.
jack: d-mn bud, that’s harsh.
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