Queef dust balls
when an elderly woman’s wrinkly, shriveled up v-g-n- is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray p-b- hair and fluffy yarn.
discloser: warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don’t wanna read about your puss.
the “cat” doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas’ cooter. he diagnosed her with queef dust b-lls syndrome.
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