Queef Machine
another name for an automatic air freshener. this device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. you will need to get queef refills as they don’t last more than about 3 months.
you would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. “did your queef machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!” ” yes it did my good friend” “thank you queef” man i need to run to walmart to pick up some more queef, she’s runnin out.
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