Queef Master
steve downs- the king of all queefs. he can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her tw-t
hey look queef master steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.
1. one who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman’s v-g-n- to expel air.
2. one who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman’s queef, or c-ntfart.
“mmmm, do i detect some raspberry douche mixed with s-m-n in your last c-ntfart”?
“wow! you’re a real “queefmaster”, aren’t you”?
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