Queef Nugget


a v-g-n-l projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive -j-c-l-t–n. most commonly produced by only the sk-nkiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. sometimes used as a colorful insult.
as if the sound of the queef wasn’t enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and i swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

get off my mom you f-cking queef nugget!
a blood clot formed during the menstrual cycle ejected during a gaseous expulsion from the v-g-n-
i was f-cking your girlfriend and she left a queef nugget on my bed.

man you a such a queef nugget, you should be flushed down the toilet.
noun- a word used to describe someone who provides entertainment through confusing a great deal of people in one’s surrounding environment, whether it be by shouting vulgar terms in a tourettes-like manner or otherwise.
verb-acting in a queefnugget-like fashion.

one may be considered a queefnugget if they shout anything such as “my corndog has spontaniously combusted in my physics cl-ss!!” (when you are not, in fact, eating a corndog in physics cl-ss)

or “if you’re a fat clown with a nosering and lime green hair, lick your earlobes!”
something entirely non-dirty: a unit of food consisting of corn and whey, often fed to goats to increase fertility during the mating months.
hey fiona-the goats are in heat,be sure to give them their daily queef nuggets.
when a chick farts out of her v-g-n- and a t-rd comes out
that girl over there just had a queef nugget

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