queef waffles


1. a delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. the s-xual act of eating waffles through your v-g-n- while licking a dogs front left foot.
1. this morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. you don’t wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.

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