Queefenstein’s Monster


a hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling v-g-n- during coitus. occurs only during a full moon. the unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
dude, while i was doing your mother last night she expelled a queefenstein’s monster that ate my dog.

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