Queefer Sutherland
a queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays jack bauer will do.
“that was no ordinary coochie fart kim, that was a queefer sutherland.”
1. a clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of kiefer sutherland.
so he really took a sh-t on your girlfriend’s chest huh? what a queefer sutherland…
a derogatory name for the under-talented, over-rated actor keifer sutherland. to suggest that he is not as bad–ss as his characters are, and in fact is ( or may have..) a v-g-n- that expels gas.
question: you ever watch that t.v. show called “24”? answer: nope, i can’t stand that actor “queefer sutherland”.
the master of the queef. queefer sutherland sets the standards for queefing by which all queefing females abide to. while a deviation from this norm is uncommon, it nevertheless becomes the male companion’s responsibility for telling everyone he knows about such a deviation.
sundin: hey tie, you’re wife queefs harder than queefer sutherland.
quinn: haha yea, she does. oh by the way tie, you’re benched.
when you have s-x with a female for 24 hrs staright, that she lets out a queef so loud that lasts 24 min. people beguin to think its a bomb that they need to call jack bauer to come save the day.
at 5am there was a loud explosion heard by the airport, it turned out to be a queefer sutherland at the local holiday inn.
similar to the regular queef, however the farting sound eminates from the r-ct-m as opposed to the v-g-n-.
dude, i bent her over the coffee table and as i was punishing the brown star, she let out a queefer sutherland.
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