Queefestra


a musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform cl-ssical concerts with the wind of their v-g-n-s. they can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. they are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto “you blow’em we stow’em”.. coming to city near you…
the queefestra’s performance of the ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

have you ever heard of the queefestra? now thats talent!!!

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