queeflet


when a fart loves a queef they make love. they have p-ssionate s-x. after 9 months a queeflet is born. the queeflet runs into a neighboring p-ssy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. the queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.
chick:awww look hunny it’s an itty bitty queeflet. she’s adorable. we should make one!
dude: aw h-ll naw b-tch i’m just sleepin wit yo -ss cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat sh-t. the only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bl–dy v-g-n- you creep -ss c-nt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank -ss in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
when someone uses a v-g-n- as a flute or clarinet
” did u hear the queeflet, he doesnt know how to do it”

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