Queen Elizabeth Islands
a lonely, desolate, edge of the world, b-m-f-ck middle of nowhere group of islands north of canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research.
ignorant friend: dude, north of canada is the north pole and santa and all that sh-t right?
you: no, there’s a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. they’re called the queen elizabeth islands, and my dad says it’s easier to live in detroit than it is there.
recently-enlightened friend: d-mn. how does he know?
you: he went to college for “environmental problems”, only got an -ssociate’s degree, and he was exiled there.
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