Queen James Bible
a complete p-ss-take on the christian bible, dont look it up if you’re offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising…but yeah.
the queen james mission statement:
so, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire christian bible. from old testament to new testament, no word will be left unchanged. no moral will be left uncorrupted. no p-n-s joke will be left unmade. it will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
quotes from the queen james bible:
4:6 and g-d said unto cain “why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?” to which cain replied “what the f-ck are you talking about, shakespeare?”
4:7 g-d continued harping on about some b-ll-cks, and cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. this wasn’t cain’s day.
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