Queen of Hearts


1: a female to own one’s heart
to have love or affection for your queen of hearts or;
a feeling of “warm” personal attachment or deep affection;
“my queen of hearts put a smile on my face today.”
a control freak. a rather nasty, manipulative, self appointed queen for all events relating to anything in her limited, but tightly-reigned little world.
the queen of hearts saw alice and screamed ‘off with her head!’, poor, poor alice. …and the lao officials smiled sweetly…saying…good queen, thank you, queen ann, queen of hearts…we own you now…but then we always have, haven’t we dear?
the worst kind of friend, the queen of hearts refers to any woman who tries to upstage the bride at a wedding by wearing something unbelievably eye-catching – typically “that s-xy red dress” or something similar. the queen of hearts is a total c-nt, and if anyone pulled a similar move at her wedding it would likely trigger the apocalypse. the best way to deal with the queen of hearts is to inform her – in the center of the dance floor with everyone watching – that the bachelor party is in the next room over. failing that, you can always resort to hitting her with an -ssembly-safe shuriken.
“we went to dan and molly’s wedding sat-rday, and her friend mora pulled a total queen of hearts – she showed up in a red dress with more frills than a congressman’s health insurance.”
another word for v-g-n- or p-ssy
“i was all in dat hoe’s queen of hearts, last night”

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