Queer Bagel
a seemingly heteros-xual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. also known as metros-xual, queer bagels can be found almost anywhere. they behave with r-t-rded mannerisms even though they’re lame and don’t know their -ss from a hole in the ground.
sam: “little kids on xbox live are such queer bagels!”
stephanie: “fa sho.”
sam: “shut up, b-tch.”
stephanie: “… -sshole.”
sam: “… freak.”
stephanie: “queer bagel!!!”
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