queerage
1. a quant-tative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.
2. denoting an aggregate or amount of h-m-s-xuality.
thomas: “jennings is wearing his -ssless chaps at work today.”
richard: “i did notice a definite peek in the queerage.”
harrison: “yes, i also noticed that.”
“d-mn, it’s like a sausage festival in this b-tch. this queerage is d-ck.”
“patrick, you need to stop watching these d-mn rachel ray marathons.”
“william, i understand that, but my gayness compels me to.”
“i just can’t deal with this queerage, patrick”
“dammit, william, then you can’t deal with me or the junk in my trunk.”
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