Quelching
to do a chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you p-ss
we totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.
an act of desparation. in europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. they would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.
im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.
to laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.
“i was watching michael mcintyre last night, i was quelching all the time!”
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