Question Spawner
someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. the “sp-wning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.
what is most annoying, is that the question sp-wner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.
a question sp-wner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially — especially in large group settings.
you…”joe, when will you be done with the project?”
question sp-wner
“do you know when bill is going to be back from vacation?”
“have you heard whether we are going to release the product into china?”
“do you know what the advertising budget for this project?”
you again….”joe, when will you be done with the project?”
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