Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb
derived from the name of quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the nahuatl language and has the meaning of “feathered-serpent”, the quetzalcoatl dive bomb entails smothering of the male s-xual partner’s p-n-s in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting s-xual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. the male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.
bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their p-b-s into symbols resembling the maya calendar.
bartholemy: h-llo old bean! i do say i gave miriam quite the quetzalcoatl dive bomb last night!
cleote: ah, excellent! how is your c-ckskin handling the burns?
bartholemy: quite good, i daresay for the pleasure i received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
cleote: so it really felt that much better then normal?
bartholemy: no, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. that’s how i got over the zulu war memories.
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