Quick Punt


a football play favored by bald, child rapists. after a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre–ss-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. while other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they’re questioning his judgement. (to be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)
carlyle: quick punt! quick punt!
peotto: coach, are you sure that’s the right call? it’s first down?
carlyle: are you questioning me, patrick?

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