Quick Sniff
verb.) the pre-curser to f-cking a v-g-n- whose quality and cleanliness is unknown by yourself and your friends. the quick sniff is the act of fingering the said v-g-n- and, while the v-g-n-‘s owner is unaware, swiftly moving those fingers past your nose as if you have an itch, to smell if it is safe to insert your p-n-s. if an odor is detected, it is then justified for the fingerer to shout “i have to go, something is burning!” and then leave promptly. permanently removes that v-g-n- from the “doable” list.
guy 1: “last night i was fingering that chick i met at the bar and did the quick sniff… so glad i did because the b-tch smelled like raw sewage! i ran out of there like a mother f-cker!”
guy 2: “thank g-d you told me that! i wanted to f-ck her. taking her off the list for good!”
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