Quidditch Pants


the resultant ‘stiffening’ of your ‘broomstick’ that comes from watching all these fine -ss young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.
seamus: hey, did you see that hermione last night down at the three broomsticks?

neville: h-lls yeah bro! she gave me such a hardcore case of quidditch pants it was like she’d preformed petrificus totalus on my w-ng!!!

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