quim and tonic
humorous mismangulation of “gin and tonic”. the term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by s-x with a woman. it seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral s-x on a woman. the tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral s-x.
d-mn, i wondered where frank went at the party, so i walked out to the porch. he was so d-mn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. she was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.
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