Quim my Schlong
this is a universal turn-of-phrase that i came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
this can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. can be used in a huge variety of applications…
note: this does not literally mean “v-g-n- my p-n-s”
bad: “you’re really starting to quim my schl-ng”
good: “hey, see that girl over there, she’s really quimming my schl-ng”
can be used for more than one thing: “if your keep quimming my schl-ng, i’m gonna come over there and f-cking quim your schl-ng!!!”
“you’re quimming my schl-ng in all the wrong ways”
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