Quim Reaper


is a name -ssociated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of f-nny rudder action.
christ, that f-cking bloke is a f-nny magnet. he scythes through p-ssy like the quim reaper.
1) a man with multiple romantic interests; a f-nny farmer who spreads his seed far and wide. a groomer of many women who then calls round with his mighty tool to collect his soggy harvest.
blonde lady: “i thought i’d died and gone to heaven when insert name here came to call. he was just looming over my bed with his mighty instrument in his hand.”

blonde lady’s friend: “are you talking about the quim reaper? he came for me on tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field.”
someone who hunts for minging birds, aka rough poon.

gingers, fat birds & generally anyone that only blind people could love.
tonight this fat b-tch is gunna see the quim reaper.

sorry ginger girls your only hope is the quim reaper

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