Quimmas


a non-specific day in which there is heavy use of the word quim and increased promiscuity, often accompanied by the exclamaition ‘merry quimmas’
girl: everybody’s h-tting on me today
boy: that’s because it’s quimmas!
girl: really?
boy: yes…wanna sh-g?
girl: yes
both: merry quimmas!

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