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a sick news service for summarized news coming in september 2012
dude, did you check out the updates on quimmer yet?
– spelling represents a combination of quick and skimmer

part of speech:

1) verb:

– definition: to flip through pages in a book or scroll down a list.

– frequency of use: high

2) adjective:

– definition: quick or summary.

– frequency of use: medium

3) noun:

– definition: the quick or summary version, usually of a story.

– frequency of use: low
ex 1 –

most commonly used as a verb:

“jackson missed a few cl-sses last week, so he was anxious to quimmer someone’s notes before the exam.”

ex 2 –

as a continuous form of the verb phrase:

“jackson was quimmering through his cl-ssmate’s notes before the exam so he could could get one more good look at the study material.”

ex 3 –

being used as a command:

“quimmer it.” (…said jackson’s cl-ssmate as she handed him her notes before the exam.)

ex 4 –

as an adjective:

jackson had just enough time to read through the quimmer version of the notes before the exam.

ex 5 –

as a noun:

jackson should have read the quimmer his cl-ssmates put together after school last week. (background story: he was at the parking lot across the street doing donuts.)
quimmer – slang,

use 1: a slang or derogatory term towards gay people (a mix of different words, eg;

queer, quim, queen, rimmer, rim job. (these words are generally -sssociated with gay men hence the term quimmer).

use 2: quim(mer)- slang, someone who enjoys giving oral s-x to females.
examples of use.

1.i was at the mens urinals the other day in a pub when the quimmer stood next to me looked at my p-n-s and smiled. i ran away fearing for my behind.

2. did you see troy the other night?. he’s a quimmer isn’t he.?

3. f-ck off you quimmer.

4. stop being such a quimmer.