Quintessential Studdmuffin
phrase used by extreme championship wrestling broadcaster joel gertner as a self-loving innuendo as a line quoted to ladies to impress them.
quintessential studdm-ffin literally translates as ‘the perfect/best attractive promiscious gentleman’.
gertner: well, well, well, ’tis i, the quintessential studdm-ffin… joel ‘your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way i star 69 her’ gertner
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