quirfe
while engaging in -n-l s-x, the one delivering -j-c-l-t-s in the -n-s of a man while the receiver flatuates the j-zz back into the deliverers face.
don’t tell my girlfriend but while jim and gary were putting it in my b-tt i totally quirfed in their face,” “nice”.
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