Quixtar-like
greedy, money-hungry, describing people who fall for scams and pyramid schemes such as quixtar and amway (the failed version of quixtar). describing people who will pay $100 to attend a pointless rally where they will hold candles and listen to greed-driven liars speak. describing people who have the desire to become rich quickly, only to become broke later in life.
psychologist: why are you a plumber?
plumber: i have no money.
psychologist: why not? i thought i knew you back then. you had a college degree. you were a successful accountant.
plumber: i gave it all up for quixtar. i had it all, and i lost everything because i wasted my money on tapes and pointless materials for quixtar. i now prevent people’s sh-t from overflowing as my career.
psychologist: oh, son, you are so quixtar-like. now excuse me while i go to the bathroom. please wait outside so you can prevent the toilet from overflowing. i have a big one coming…or two.
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