Qum


when you get chased by a hairy opwoopwoop man, who beats you with a large stick until your scr-t-m explodes and you -j-c-l-t- onto a teenage boy named chris’s face.
this is usually -ssociated with illicit drugs.
i totally qummed last night ai!
queifing and c-mming at the same time
my friend was fingering his girlfriend, and i heard her qum

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