quoff

alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the p-n-s through the urethra), a.k.a. a d-ck fart.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

etymology: “quofe” is the male form of queef.

note: quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man’s urethra than in a woman’s comparatively larger v-g-n-. quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the p-n-s and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
another way of saying “panties are in a bunch”
he won’t let you have a party? what’s his quoff?
to drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage
fancy going t’pub and quoffing some ale?
the word one uses in place of a swear word. this word is also used to confuse people.
shut the quoff up!
i have to take a quoff.
you’re such a quoff!
hair, although short but somehow really big.
wow, that guy has a really nice quoff