qwertarded
the act of being keyboard-r-t-rded
lumpkin: god i cant type
nero: you’re qwertarded
lumpkin: im just stating the truth
nero: so am i
when someone cannot type worth a cr-p.
bro:you need to stop c blocking
sis: i will when you grow some b-lls and ask her out famn it
bro: haha!! you’re qwertarded
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