when your cat f-cking decides to get on the keyboard
“hey man that oqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890-=\;’/`”
- vanishing fart syndrome
the need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa in public (e.g. airport lounge): i need to fart loudly goes to toilet: unable to fart, dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute vfs) back in public: oh no! oh f-ck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones
- english chestnut
exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position. we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before p-ssing out.
- lindsey lazdowski
an awesome blonde girl who has blue eyes and seems to like a dude with the initials of s.m and he loves harry potter gl-sses. she often loves many colors. “woah! look at that hot lindsey!” lindsey lazdowski usually is a way to describe hot girls in a brunette’s eyes. l
- keeping up with the gavs
name a more iconic trio. ill wait. person: omg its keeping up with the gavs!
it’s a rare disease, commonly found in dogs. commonly treated with hot cheetos, snake venom and cancer. symptoms are; bl–dy nose, pointy head, mountain climbing, eating stale bread, and farting. the cause is eating too much black licorice. pr-nounced (dog – li – o – sis) “my dog has dogliosia”