Qwilfish
a bloated, spiky, borderline mentally handicapped fish pokemon with little to no value whatsoever. vaguely resembles an unattractive combination of a cactus, a beach ball, a beaver and angelina jolie. when frightened it emits an effeminate squeal that most people would compare to every single one of justin bieber’s “songs”. weaknesses include electric and gr-ss type pokemon as well as chainsaws, bears and heteros-xuality.
me: hornets, flies, koalas…dude, does this raid kill qwilfish too?
professor oak: i would think so…most things do.
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