r.i.p bongs
to be so good at “ripping” or “hitting” a bong that you get high before most people!
me: i am high.
not me: no you’re not!
me: yeah, i am.
not me: no, you’re not!
me: dude, i f-cking r.i.p bongs! f-ck you!
not me: sh-t, my bad…
me: nah, it is cool…
not me: why the acronym “r.i.p”?
me: well, not me, it is because the acronym “r.i.p” means “rest in peace”.
not me: so?
me: so? so? so i get high and then “rest in peace”, because i am already so high.
not me: what does r.i.p have to do with smoking?
me: because i get so high i can’t move, as if i were dead.
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