R. Kelly Blue Book
the financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. a reference to r&b singer r. kelly’s many rumored financial settlements with under aged s-xual abuse victims and the kelley blue book, which reports current automotive market values.
“how much do you think it’s gonna cost darren sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?”
“i dunno… what’s the current r. kelly blue book on this type of thing at right now?”
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