r. kelly water balloon
when you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. you urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
yo man, i gotta p-ss. i dont wanna pull over at mlk. i’m gonna use my last rubber for an r. kelly water balloon.
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