R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
the other day i was r.o.f.l.s.h.t.e.t.i.g.u.i.f.d.a.t.h.m.h.o.a.t.a. m.m.h.t.t.m.t.t.h.a.b.i.l … it was kind of embarr-ssing.
an abbreviation for:
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom had to take me to a hospital all because i laughed
“f-ck, that was so funny i was roflshtetiguifdathmhoatammhttmtthabil!”
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